January 2011
25 posts
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
December 2010
39 posts
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Dec 31st
5 tags
[BBM Chronicles] 4 Beers, Emochata, and Spanish...
Premise: I was at my cousin’s baby shower, photographing the event. I’m not a huge fan of wild parties and stuff so I spent it messaging Chris. Merr = Chris ItsNotAdam = Me ————————- ItsNotAdam: 4 beers, not even tipsy Merr: Keep going and you’ll be that last sad dominican guy dancing salsa by yourself getting a blowjob from...
Dec 31st
Dec 29th
ohdengsmary asked: hey, whatssup
i like your pictures btw (:
Dec 28th
nikki-oh asked: thanks for the follow :)
Dec 28th
What's worst than going on someones tumblr when...
When the music they have is shitty…
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
4 tags
[BBM Chronicles] Bro, She Wants My D**k!
Premise: Chris talks to some chick, she has a thing for him, and he gives me the details of the conversation they had. ——————- Merr: Lol. Bro. I have to tell you something ItsNotAdam Habla ItsNotAdam Gooooooo! ItsNotAdam Wow nice cliffhanger you asshole lol *30 minutes later* Merr: Lol, well Merr: I spoke to [censored] tonight Merr: The chick with the tits...
Dec 27th
2 tags
Guys in suits are so sexy.
retardedsharpie: Especially full black ones. Mmh. <3 Full black guys? lol
Dec 27th
shafiquaa asked: Hey there =) Merry Christmass :D & happy new year
Dec 27th
3 tags
Top 10 Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Today I was thinking of a corny pick up line, because I was bored… theres a huge snow storm here in NYC, so I came up with this one… Help me make some snow angels, theres tons of snow outside, all I need is you ;D I have no idea if its been done before, but point is, I got massive douche chills. So I decided to wander the world of the Interwebs, and look up the cheesiest pick up...
Dec 27th
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[BBM Chronicles] Can't Pee With People Around Me
Premise: Went to take a piss in my school, and I couldn’t because apparently I cant pee when there’s people in the same bathroom… Don’t ask. So I sent my nigga Chris a message, and this is what happened. ItsNotAdam: Holy shit ItsNotAdam: I went to pee ItsNotAdam: And I couldn’t cus there was this guy in there ItsNotAdam: And pee wouldn’t come out for the life...
Dec 27th
distraction-is-pretty-ugly asked: Hey Adam,
Merry Christmas! Hope you have an awesome holiday and New year :)
<3
Dec 24th
5 tags
That ONE Homeless Guy.
Everybody has that one homeless guy that ruins your train ride to work, school, home, a friends house, so on… You’re waiting for the train, and its very crowded, but theres this ONE train car that is like half empty, and you’re like alright! You walk in, and a wall of vomit + poop + piss + shamelessness + change + rotting body parts, hits you in the face, and burns your...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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I tried signing up for photography in my...
But all the hipsters beat me to it. I walked by the photography room, and they had a wall with photos from last semesters class… Some were good, I wont lie, others looked like i taped a Nikon to my penis and began taking pictures, all blurry, long-exposure that wasn’t needed, clouds!, etc. Then again, I think it depends on who’s looking at what, I’m sure people find my...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
[Video] Mom sues McDonalds over Happy Meal toys. →
This blithering idiot apparently cant say “No” to her dumb daughter. Her daughter is obsessed with those shitty happy meal toys from McDonalds, I don’t know why, they all do the… (Click link to…
Dec 19th
say-goodbye-to-subtlety asked: you followed me on twitter so i decided to follow you on both. how clever am i? ;)
Dec 19th
6 tags
[Video] Mom sues McDonalds over Happy Meal toys.
This blithering idiot apparently cant say “No” to her dumb daughter. Her daughter is obsessed with those shitty happy meal toys from McDonalds, I don’t know why, they all do the same thing… Although I had a BEAST watch once when they were selling the Jurassic Park stuff! Anyway, apparently her daughter keeps telling her mom she wants to go to McDonalds for breakfast,...
Dec 19th
Facebook is down thanks to new Brand Pages. →
Yea, i realized just now, and i thought my browser was messing up, but apparently is not only me, but all 550 million Facebook users!… I’m getting the ITCH! Thank that new update they did… (Click…
Dec 17th
Facebook is down thanks to new Brand Pages. →
GASP
Dec 16th
[BBM Chronicles] Chat on Dyslexia →
Premise: I was heading out to meet with our photographer/professor, which we had a photoshoot with a few weeks ago, and this is what happened. Merr: Lol for what? When you get there, ask him when we’ll be able to see recent the pics ItsNotAdam: To see recent the pics? Merr: Lol yeah, ya know, the recent pics we took at his place? What, do you not know english? ItsNotAdam: Lmao, ok you dyslexic...
Dec 15th
Non-News News...
Don’t you hate those stupid “News” stories on the TV, that sound like they came out of a Family Guy episode or something? For example “What treats do kids love today? You would be very surprised at their response, more on that at 11″… HOLY SHIT REALLY? I MUST tune in tonight to see what treats kids love! One group of people they have for SURE watching that story are the 40-75 pedophiles, learning...
Dec 15th
Dec 11th
Anonymous asked: you're really hot!
what type of girls are you into? :)
Dec 11th
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formspring.me
Entertain me… Ask me something funny http://formspring.me/xilentedge
Dec 11th
Every once in a while
i get an email saying i have a new follower, BUT ive been stuck at 160 followers for months. fuck you lol
Dec 7th
#87: Are you this bored? →
deadass!
Dec 7th
Hilarious Facebook "Like" Pages →
We all love ‘liking’ those close to home fan pages, ha
Dec 5th
Dec 4th
Change Your Default Pictur- NO! →
Lol, facebook fads
Dec 4th
1 tag
Dec 4th
I reworked my blog
CHECK IT OUT http://blog.itsnotadam.com/ and http://ItsNotAdam.com for my photography <3333333 I dont post much here on tumblr, sadly :/
Dec 4th
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formspring.me
Entertain me… Ask me something funny http://formspring.me/xilentedge
Dec 3rd
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